hobbeslikesblog

I have learned to type of my own accord, and am most certainly delighted to convey my most personal of musings.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE PINK EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT SEE GOOD NO MORE!!!!!!!!

Respectfully,

Hobbes, Esquire

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Translation: Sorry for the long delay between the last blog and this one. I recently had my nails trimmed and didn't want to ruin my pedicure with the troubles of typing. I've posted  new pictures of myself lounging in provocative poses. Lady kittens... I'm single =)

Paws,

Hobbes

Below is a link to Hobbes' new song. You can't really hear the mews, as Hobbes is new to recording. He's got some work to do, but not bad for his first recording. Enjoy =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdAaEDgRjIE

2swikbed

Translation: Hobbes broke up with his kitten lady friend, and wants to lay in bed for 2 weeks, only exiting to eat and blog. That leaves a lot of essential functions that he has decided to do IN bed. Get the all- purpose cleaner.

[gf\=]

Translation: Apparently Hobbes is pleased with a new lady kitten friend. I always knew he was a little kitties man ;)

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Translation: I learned today that mom and pops are leaving me with a babysitter while they go eat delicious food. I punished dad by turning his computer off while he was working. That'll teach him to stop hoarding the eats around here.

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Translation: OMG THERE'S FOOD ON THE KEYBOARD!!!

,mO

Translation: I am out viciously slaughtering my Cadbury bunny toy right now. Updates later!

Obviously, this first paragraph is not a cat typing. But from here on out, I give creative control to Hobbes, an adorable, hyperactive kitten who has four paws itching to describe his perspective on the world.